The Four Seasons Total Landscaping is not just for your landscaping needs and the occasional presidential press conferences anymore. In fact, the Philadelphia-area business by the sex shop and crematorium will play host to a concert featuring Laura Jane Grace and Brendan Kelly.
The small store in Philadelphia’s Holmesburg neighborhood came to hilarious fame last November when Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Guiliani, hosted a press conference in front of the business’ garage door in the parking lot to share the strategy for challenging the presidential election results and question the ballot counting process. Given the odd location for a press conference and the fact that the business shares a name with an upscale hotel, it was assumed by many a scheduling mistake had been made and jokes aplenty started circulating about the event.
Both musicians had a little fun teasing the announcement online as seen below before offering official statements on the show.
“This will be the first and last time Brendan and I play in front of a landscaping company and we promise it will be better than that MAGA shit show,” said Grace about the concert, which will be held on Aug. 21 in Philadelphia.
“Ever since I saw my personal hero Rudy Giuliani humiliate himself for the good of the nation at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, I knew I wanted to go there and follow in his footsteps, then shop at the porn store, and eventually move off this mortal coil by being burned at the neighboring crematorium,”…